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Ummm, I never intentionally used Viagra. Never? submitted by: shinebox15

Since the outbreak of the whole Palmerio thing; do you think his blanket denials would work for me since I use one of his products? After nailing this 22 year old intern at my company; the office gossip going around the other interns was "...banged me like a pornstar". My ego loved it, but since I am forced to have a drug test in the next couple of days I want to get my denials in order: "I have never intentionally used Viagra."

I mean once guys in my company found out I nailed that girl I was getting high-5's in the men's room and in the parking garage. I don't even want to tell you about the love I got at happy hours. But all of this can be shattered with them finding out I took a performance enhancing drug. Goddamn you Raffy! I trusted you! I saw you advertise that little blue diamond and deny deny deny before Congress. All I wanted to do was get my swerve-on like a Hall of Famer too.

This is all bs. I am going back to the roofies that I used to give out in college. At least that way I won't be the one failing the test.
Posted: august 2 2005, 11:47 am



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normal mc
normal mc 7472 posts
08.02.2005
comment no. 1

My hero.


farlupulous
farlupulous 3353 posts
08.02.2005
comment no. 2

They gotta test for that specifically, you should be in the clear. those tests are big bucks. Little golden seal would never hurt ya.


the snerly
the snerly 671 posts
08.02.2005
comment no. 3

Why did you use it in the first place? Do you have ED? Or was it just for shits and giggles?


dj tanner
dj tanner 4789 posts
08.02.2005
comment no. 4

Some things haven't changed, assmaster. Remember when you convinced us all it would be a good idea to watch a porno in our suite? Yeah, great idea, except for when the bible-hugging freak girls from upstairs came down to report the frisbee-totin' cheeba monkeys for smoking pot in their suite and were like "Are you guys watching porn? In the RA's suite?" after it took us like five minutes to open the door... yeah.

Good times, and good stories.

Well, your stories are better than mine.


shinebox15
shinebox15 lurker
08.03.2005
comment no. 5

Nope, no ED here. Just trying to give them some ATM action Dorsal Finney style :).




shinebox15
shinebox15 lurker
08.03.2005
comment no. 6

Yes, I remember the porn-night in the suite. But I don't recall getting any extra credit points from my RA for banging "Lil Hiliary" later on that night AFTER the porn.

Remember, "Don't hate the player-hate the game."



dj tanner
dj tanner 4789 posts
08.03.2005
comment no. 7

I don't give out credit for any Hillaries that you bang in your dreams, buddy. Sorry.


shinebox15
shinebox15 lurker
08.04.2005
comment no. 8

No Dap for Hilary? Why not? The rest of you clowns were dying to nail her. Even though she was on the pale side-definitely one of the best pieces that I have ever had.

You had your head too far up Wendy's ass anyway :)


dj tanner
dj tanner 4789 posts
08.04.2005
comment no. 9

Again, you are thinking of the bongo player, who, incidentally, was shorter than Wendy. I believe I was still asexual back in the 1995-1996 biennium.


shinebox15
shinebox15 lurker
08.04.2005
comment no. 10

I just would like to know how neither Crackhead Brad and I weren't even in The Gay in Mary, but we still scored more ass than all of you butt-pirates combined?

Remember, asexual doesn't count self-sex.





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