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Ol'Rumsfeld takes one for the team submitted by: shinebox15

Just when all of the D.C. scandals about Iraq keep heating up; what does my man Rumsfeld do? He takes one for the team. I can only imagine what that mysterious cast on his arm last year was from. Maybe some roadhead in a Hum-Vee gone bad? Or it could have been when he had Condaleeza Rice in the hucklebuck ontop of one of those new parking things outside the Pentagon.

Hey Donald-keep up the good work!

Go Donnie Go

Posted: august 17 2005, 11:50 am



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jay rock
jay rock 1362 posts
08.17.2005
comment no. 1

Ummm . . . yeah . . . if you could stop posting these little blurbs that should be main page posts as articles that would be great.

And if you could put a cover on your TPS reports that would be great to. Ass clown.


normal mc
normal mc 7472 posts
08.17.2005
comment no. 2

Wow.


blackwidow
blackwidow 1056 posts
08.17.2005
comment no. 3

I am particularly fond of links that go nowhere.


shinebox15
shinebox15 lurker
08.17.2005
comment no. 4

Jay Rock-
Hey shithead, I am posting them to where I am allowed to post. How about you speak to your boy DJ Tanner about it. Instead of your TPS reports; how about you go and find that red stapler that I left up your girlfriend's ass.


normal mc
normal mc 7472 posts
08.17.2005
comment no. 5

Wow.


shinebox15
shinebox15 lurker
08.17.2005
comment no. 6

Here is the link that was supposed to work in my article:

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133


jay rock
jay rock 1362 posts
08.17.2005
comment no. 7

I found the stapler in your mom's ass just like you said.
I'm not sure what's weirder that I'm dating your mom or that you're sticking stuff in her ass . . .


Oh and by the way, tanner get this guy hooked up with the access that he needs.



normal mc
normal mc 7472 posts
08.17.2005
comment no. 8

Wow.


dj tanner
dj tanner 4789 posts
08.17.2005
comment no. 9

What is even worse is that this crazy Italian was supposed to make an appearance in the Sunshine State this weekend but he bailed. Bastard.


dj tanner
dj tanner 4789 posts
08.17.2005
comment no. 10

BTW, you now have access to post, bitch!


shinebox15
shinebox15 lurker
08.22.2005
comment no. 11

No the strangest thing is a tie between your teeth and your eye brows.





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