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arfmagazine.com Poll: Decision 2004! by: normal mc
George W. Bush
7
41%
 
John Kerry
3
17%
 
Ralph Nader
1
5%
 
Ken Finney
4
23%
 
Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain
2
11%
 

  Total Votes: 17

normal mc
normal mc 7472 posts
11/02/2004 3:13 am
comment no. 1

Score one for the incumbent!



dj tanner
dj tanner 4789 posts
11/02/2004 6:08 am
comment no. 2

At least we know where he stands on the issues.



gator girl
gator girl 370 posts
11/02/2004 7:21 am
comment no. 3

Maybe he really will be the very last president of the US



dj tanner
dj tanner 4789 posts
11/02/2004 7:22 am
comment no. 4

Gravity is normal today.



dj tanner
dj tanner 4789 posts
11/02/2004 7:25 am
comment no. 5

If anyone wants their own middle name so they will be "Lonesome No More!" then click here.

If you don't have any idea what we are talking about, go read Slapstick by Kurt Vonnegut.



robert troll
robert troll 566 posts
11/02/2004 7:56 am
comment no. 6

may god help us all



dj tanner
dj tanner 4789 posts
11/02/2004 8:02 am
comment no. 7

But isn't a vote for Bush a vote for God?



gator girl
gator girl 370 posts
11/02/2004 8:44 am
comment no. 8

Melissa Chipmunk-13 Giarratano




Wolf Blitzer
Wolf Blitzer
11/02/2004 9:39 am
comment no. 9

ARFNN is going to project that Ralph Nader will NOT win www.arfmagazine.com.



kid dexterity
kid dexterity 1186 posts
11/02/2004 10:04 am
comment no. 10





farlupulous
farlupulous 3353 posts
11/02/2004 10:06 am
comment no. 11

GWB. He is a vote for god but he is also a vote for someone that we know what we are getting. Kerry has no concept of life as we know it. And he looks like he may die soon.
VOTE or P DIDDY WILL KILL YOU!



chosen rosen
chosen rosen 657 posts
11/02/2004 11:08 am
comment no. 12

i vote for MC KEN!



normal mc
normal mc 7472 posts
11/02/2004 1:07 pm
comment no. 13

Early Polling Indicates:

Bush takes Guam!



P Diddy
P Diddy
11/02/2004 2:17 pm
comment no. 14

VOTE OR DIE MOTHER FUCKERS!



SexForSam
SexForSam
11/02/2004 8:28 pm
comment no. 15

Here we go again! It's 8pm, and already the 'Short Bus Capital of the World - With it's Left Turn Signal Stuck On' (aka FLORIDA) is already saying it will take them UNTIL AT LEAST THURSDAY to count their votes.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG DOWN THERE?
One plus one equals two.
START COUNTING, YOU DUMB DOUBLE WIDE BUILDING IN THE MIDDLE OF HURRICANE LAND WONDERING WHERE YOUR HOME WENT WELDING GOGGLE SUNGLASS WEARING CATARACT BLINDED BLACK SOX AND SANDLES ON THE BEACH WEARING MORONS!!! COUNT DAMNIT - COUNT!



negro
negro 241 posts
11/02/2004 8:42 pm
comment no. 16

Vote for more lies! more deaths!! MORE WAR!
Makes us look more bad ass.



normal mc
normal mc 7472 posts
11/02/2004 8:59 pm
comment no. 17

Let's call it... ARFMagazine.com is awarding it's imaginary electoral college votes to George W. Bush!

4 More Wars!
4 More Years!
Halliburton Uber Alles!



gnomeloaf
gnomeloaf 942 posts
11/02/2004 9:19 pm
comment no. 18

/vonnegut

I voted for Wilbur because he is the ugliest, sexiest thing I've ever seen.

/vonnegut



dj tanner
dj tanner 4789 posts
11/03/2004 3:27 am
comment no. 19

Uh, we can count just fine down here in Florida. Blame it on OHIO in '04!!



gator girl
gator girl 370 posts
11/03/2004 7:29 am
comment no. 20

Those damn buckeyes!



blackwidow
blackwidow 1056 posts
11/03/2004 8:32 am
comment no. 21

Why is it so difficult for Florida to count its ballots? Over 50% of the state used electronic voting this year. Are they trying to count the bits stored in the hard drives by hand?



gator girl
gator girl 370 posts
11/03/2004 9:35 am
comment no. 22

thats the thing. there IS NO problem counting votes. we voted for bush, hands down. the problem is the senate seat. it was a close race so betty castor (democrat) who can't just f'ing accept that she lost is demanding a recount. its just bullshit that is taking up precious time and energy for the entire state.



farlupulous
farlupulous 3353 posts
11/03/2004 3:23 pm
comment no. 23

ONE Site, ONE Dream, 4 More Magical Years.



dj tanner
dj tanner 4789 posts
11/03/2004 3:36 pm
comment no. 24

According to my calculations, this web site hasn't been around for four years, so how can we have four more?



farlupulous
farlupulous 3353 posts
11/03/2004 4:51 pm
comment no. 25

I had the dream and then I met you and it became a reality...........
Well i thought it would be cool if i had a place to call home adn then YOU had the idea and the means hence the site..
potitically speaking it feels like we have been here for four years..
BUT then again I guess I will stick to what i know....posting on internet blogs and paying parking tickets..
PFFFT
FIST< FART SOUND!



your mother
your mother 73 posts
11/03/2004 9:02 pm
comment no. 26

the least I can do