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Well, it's a new year. And with it comes bullshit resolutions! I for one have a few resolutions I had planned but have decided to narrow it down to two (2) in specific, because let's face it - I half-ass everything and my grand plans often come up short so let's aim a bit lower, huh?

In reality though, I haven't narrowed it down...

You have! Er... you will!

The top 2 (two) vote-getters will be my New Years' resolutions. Let's face it, you want this website to be more interactive and you do care about me.

It's all about me. Me me me.

Quitting Smoking
Writing More For The Site
Losing Weight
Filming My Movie
Being Nicer To Minorities
Spending More Time With The Elderly
Less Talk, More ROCK!

  Total Votes: 26

dj tanner
dj tanner 4789 posts
01/02/2005 12:57 pm
comment no. 1

Glad you didn't make it "Vote once!"

gator girl
gator girl 370 posts
01/02/2005 3:14 pm
comment no. 2

Quit smoking dude! I won't even begin to explain all the reasons why. BUT, if you do quit, you can save all that money to help support the filming of your movie!

jay rock
jay rock 1362 posts
01/02/2005 4:07 pm
comment no. 3

The movie gets my vote, but quitting smoking is a close second only b/c it's an oldie but a goodie.

truely1720 158 posts
01/02/2005 9:04 pm
comment no. 4

I say filming your movie and losing weight... not saying you have to loose a few or anything, just saying everyone could afford to. Happy New Year!

nathaniel merriwether
nathaniel merriwether 123 posts
01/03/2005 1:43 am
comment no. 5

stop hatin' on the coolies, son

heroin bob
heroin bob
01/03/2005 1:45 am
comment no. 6

A good way to lose weight is heroin. Try it.

carl 76 posts
01/03/2005 1:48 am
comment no. 7

The old deserve your kindness and compassion. But they also deserve your scorn and bile-ridden violent outbursts too. Especially old people like Liz Taylor and Tommy Lasorda. Seriously, fuck them.

chosen rosen
chosen rosen 657 posts
01/03/2005 3:11 pm
comment no. 8

time to get rid of the smokes

the snerly
the snerly 671 posts
01/03/2005 3:55 pm
comment no. 9

My first instinct was to click "quitting smoking", the obvious choice. But then I thought about it for a second, and that's like asking me to quit eating chocolate. It's just not gonna happen.
So smoke on, you crazy bastard, and write some more stuff, because I really do enjoy your articles.

normal mc
normal mc 7472 posts
01/04/2005 1:54 pm
comment no. 10

It's not looking good for the movie, film fans.

dj tanner
dj tanner 4789 posts
01/04/2005 2:47 pm
comment no. 11

I wish "quitting smoking" would hurry up and win!

normal mc
normal mc 7472 posts
01/04/2005 2:48 pm
comment no. 12

Voting Closes: Friday!

dj tanner
dj tanner 4789 posts
01/04/2005 2:57 pm
comment no. 13

Yeah, but which Friday?

jay rock
jay rock 1362 posts
01/04/2005 3:21 pm
comment no. 14

I call shennanigans b/c the movie would be tied for second if it wasn't for one bunk lose weight vote!

normal mc
normal mc 7472 posts
01/04/2005 3:42 pm
comment no. 15

You call shenanigans on someone wanting to lose weight - or other people wanting me to lose weight?

Can't share the spotlight, eh slim?

jay rock
jay rock 1362 posts
01/04/2005 4:19 pm
comment no. 16

No. I’d love for you to lose weight, but I don’t think that trying to lose weight and trying to quit smoking at the same time is feasible, b/c they’re both so physically and mentally taxing. Smoking is worse for you in my opinion, so I think that you should do that and in the meantime film a kick ass movie.
Or you could just go commando style poll be damned and undertake all of these items this year, or at least everything but the minority piece b/c honestly what have the darkies ever done for you?

farlupulous 3353 posts
01/18/2005 2:22 pm
comment no. 17

I say stop smoking, After the smoking is stopped it will become easier to do cardio and feel better 10 fold. I see my mom smoke everyday, Smoking in the living room with windows that are shut al the way and being enveloped in a smoke cloud, absolutely disgusting and this is someone that won a fight against lymphoma. breaks my heart everyday. She has promised to stop smoking for 2 different birthdays and a xmas but still has not. So norm, stop smoking.

dj tanner
dj tanner 4789 posts
01/18/2005 2:28 pm
comment no. 18

My new year's resolution is the same as last year's resolution: 1680x1050.

gator girl
gator girl 370 posts
01/18/2005 3:19 pm
comment no. 19

that was actually pretty funny tanner!

farlupulous 3353 posts
01/18/2005 3:59 pm
comment no. 20

Lose weight or die.
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